Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Things I've Learned From Watching The News

-you can make it into school with a gun if you use the side door
-we believe it's necessary and helpful to give 11-year-old boys the HPV vaccine.
-you can get $50,000 for info on a year-old murder
-there may be a correlation between the Occupy Boston movement and a few store robberies.
-Andy Rooney had surgery complications.

in other words, negative bullshit that i don't care about.
why do you people watch this stuff? does it bring you knowledge, or joy?

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